Completely Off Topic

[willofgod]

Safeway are selling 'Who Dares Burns' for £3. This is a chilli sauce which provides priceless fun by daring your mates to have some on a nacho or something.

I kid you not, after sampling it you'll be running to your nearest black market arms dealer to acquire some napalm to wash your mouth out with! It is seriously hot stuff, it laughs in the face of tabasco and burns like a bastid at both ends!

You must get some, its seriously funny watching the show offs trying to impress you by going for it!

[Ech0]

It's called one stop shopping isn't it? You can get your dry cleaning done have your photos developed have a snack and a coffee and now they even sell joke shop items.

Where will it end? Bring in yer dead, straight ahead for your coffin and instant burial. Over on the left we have our maternity and instant christening dept all religions catered for. COME on in and earn extra Safeway travel shopper points in the Safeway Brothel. This week only, hand jobs reduced to £25!!(while tissues last) :roll:

[willofgod]

£25? Thats a bit steep isn't it? Err... probably...

I take your point though, supermarkets have just about destroyed the high street in this country with their sell everything cheaply tactic. They have a lot to answer for!

And the shit they sell is unreal. I never buy meat, fruit or veg from a supermarket. Its usually extremely substandard tasteless crap and bloody expensive to boot... even if it looks perfect. The little asian shop down the road supplies our fruit and veg. Its fresh, tasty and you can come out of the shop with bags of the stuff for about £4! I go to a butcher in Selly Oak for meat. Bit more expensive but quality counts.

And dont get me started on eggs...

[Ech0]

£25? Thats a bit steep isn't it? Err... probably...

I wouldn't know either err...honest :oops:

Butchers shops have gone here :cry:

Still get market stalls selling fruit and veg I can't see them disappearing, thankfully.

[willofgod]

Actually £25 doesn't seem so bad thinking about it. Melanie has suspended certain services for the time being due to obvious reasons... and man cannot live on Aldi lager alone.

[Wags]

Willo said:
Melanie has suspended certain services for the time being Willo, I think you should ensure that you have a cold shower before joining us on the server. Otherwise, you'll be as dangerous as a rutting stag in the mating season.... :o ...and let's face it you're lethal enough as it is... :roll:

Hey, don't forget it's a bank holiday weekend Willo. Always a popular time for DIYers :wink:

[willofgod]

Hey, don't forget it's a bank holiday weekend Willo. Always a popular time for DIYers :wink:


LOL, most humourous!

[Envoy]

Try sharing the same room as Mel willo ...might help :wink:

[Villan]

Try sharing the same room as Mel willo

That's how he got into this mess in the first place.

Still it gives him more time to eat. :)