r1ncewind
30-07-2004, 11:16 AM
some might have noticed my new avatar.
this was took when me and my mates went for a canoe expedition to the lake districts.
in the back-ground you can see the roaming hill-side of lake windemere and the fantastic shrubbery which at one point was usefull for a call of nature :oops:
we took flight in our high-density-carbonfibre vessels and paddled out into the middle of the lake where i unfortunately capsized and spent 2 minutes up-side down with a large black eel trying to make a nest in my left nostril, and a leech ( not TR LEECH ) sucking on my nether-regions.
when me and my mates had finished having a good laugh at my misfortune we got naked to dry off our wet clothes.
the lads asked if i wanted them to remove the leech but i said it was fine were it was :wink:
we lit a fire and all sat round playing chase the ace with some cards.
one of my mates suggested playing strip poker , but i told him we were all ready stark bollock naked so it wouldnt get very far.
i suggested twister , which was met by a chorus of approvals from the rest.
when our clothes were dry we made our way to a quint little shop that served all kinds of stuff and i bought a second hand afghanistan rifle ( which is pictured with me ), and some mint flavoured ice-cream.
by this time it was time to go and i was again close to nature, as i needed a poo.
Mustapha Krapp , my best mate pinched the toilet roll from me so i had to use laurel leaves to clean myself up.
we picked up our canoes, threw them on the back off the cart and reigned the llamas forward.
with a final look back we made our way home to our wooden huts were my family of 10 were waiting for me.
i will never forget that day , and i brought something back with me to remind me of that special moment.
i still cant get these sodding laurel leaves from out of my arse!! 8O :lol:
next week : the adventures of TR RINCEWIND at a car boot sale!
this was took when me and my mates went for a canoe expedition to the lake districts.
in the back-ground you can see the roaming hill-side of lake windemere and the fantastic shrubbery which at one point was usefull for a call of nature :oops:
we took flight in our high-density-carbonfibre vessels and paddled out into the middle of the lake where i unfortunately capsized and spent 2 minutes up-side down with a large black eel trying to make a nest in my left nostril, and a leech ( not TR LEECH ) sucking on my nether-regions.
when me and my mates had finished having a good laugh at my misfortune we got naked to dry off our wet clothes.
the lads asked if i wanted them to remove the leech but i said it was fine were it was :wink:
we lit a fire and all sat round playing chase the ace with some cards.
one of my mates suggested playing strip poker , but i told him we were all ready stark bollock naked so it wouldnt get very far.
i suggested twister , which was met by a chorus of approvals from the rest.
when our clothes were dry we made our way to a quint little shop that served all kinds of stuff and i bought a second hand afghanistan rifle ( which is pictured with me ), and some mint flavoured ice-cream.
by this time it was time to go and i was again close to nature, as i needed a poo.
Mustapha Krapp , my best mate pinched the toilet roll from me so i had to use laurel leaves to clean myself up.
we picked up our canoes, threw them on the back off the cart and reigned the llamas forward.
with a final look back we made our way home to our wooden huts were my family of 10 were waiting for me.
i will never forget that day , and i brought something back with me to remind me of that special moment.
i still cant get these sodding laurel leaves from out of my arse!! 8O :lol:
next week : the adventures of TR RINCEWIND at a car boot sale!