Friday (almost) joke

[Envoy]

Two IT guys were chatting in a pub after work. "Guess what, mate," says the first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in a bar."
"What did you do?" says the other IT guy.
"Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off."
"You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.
"I took her skirt off, and then I lifted her and put her on my desk next to my new laptop."
"Really? You got a new laptop?”

[russellg81]

l hope you get Raped by Freddy Kruger next time you go for a sleep Envoy for telling such a bad joke.. & for wasteing 30 seconds of my day..

also Your kick-boxing skills are no match for Freddy... :)

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[The_Joker]

Agree with russ on this 1 poor poor joke

[Envoy]

wow that was one wierd dream...and I seem to have a sore bottom.....and who was that bloke with the pizza face....

[pup]

i thought it was funny!

[imported_mrcol]

i thought it was funny!

might have been if it wasnt true!

[Falkwing]

i thought it was funny!

might have been if it wasnt true!

It was true! Didn't you recognise my laptop? It's the one that turns itself off.... 8O

[willofgod]

It was true! Didn't you recognise my laptop? It's the one that turns itself off.... 8O


Really? You got a new laptop?