A DIFFERENT STAR WARS

[r1ncewind]

THE SCOTTISH VERSION:


Han Solo
"I've got a real bad feeling about this"
"Ah'm shitin' ma sel' here boy"

"Bring 'em on! I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around."
"Come right ahead then c**ts! Fight the f**ing lot o ye!"

"There's no mystical energy field controls my destiny."
"The Force?!! D'youse think ah came doon wi the rain?!"

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."
"Nae messin aboot wi the god squad and auld rubbish, wee man. Get yersel' a decent shooter"

Darth Vader trying to shoot down Luke Skywalker:
"The Force is strong in this one"
"Stop shooglin' ya wee b*stad!"

Princess Leia
"You're a little short for a Stormtrooper aren't you?"
"Ah didny think they took short-erses in the polis?"

"This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past that blockade."
"Wuv goat NAE chance in this pile o' sh*te"

Admiral Motti
Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader."
"You think you're that hard, Vader so ye do. Well we're no feart ae you!"

Obi Wan
I felt a great disturbance in the Force."
"F*** me! whit wiz aw that?"

Luke to the Emperor
"Your overconfidence is your weakness."
"Oh ye bloody think so?, i'll make you feel the f***ing force pal!!"


:lol:

[pup]

in the interest of interclan stability i neither laugh or agree with the above observation

(pup secrectly laughs and agrees)

[trust]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


thats just aboot richt

"There's no mystical energy field controls my destiny."
"The Force?!! D'youse think ah came doon wi the rain?!"

read:-

d'ya think ma heid buttons up tha back :!:
d'ya think ah came doon the waater in a banana boat :!:

"Bring 'em on! I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around."
"Come right ahead then c**ts! Fight the f**ing lot o ye!"


giem a glesga kiss

[r1ncewind]

if this post offends anyone please let me know.
basically i love the scottish accent and the way it is written.
its not a piss-take but is funny as hell. :wink:
this is basically what we listen to on teamspeak when certain people get excited :roll:
id look for a english or welsh version but basically they would be boring

[trust]

8O na me auld china this post disnae offend oor guid nature :lol:

we are aye the fusrt tae mak jokes aboot oorsels :lol:

[Villan]

Darth Vader throwing the Emperor down that tube- now that's my idea of a Team Kill.

I wonder what a Scottish Emperor would be saying as he fell...?

:D

[trust]

Darth Vader throwing the Emperor down that tube- now that's my idea of a Team Kill.

I wonder what a Scottish Emperor would be saying as he fell...?

:D


May go something like this:-

Ahl get ya, ya F*****G B*****D

or it may be:-

Come doon here and say that ya big heided B*****D