Football Songs

[Envoy]

some right catchy tunes

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my favourite being :

We hate Albion
Because we can't beat Walsall
We run from Walsall
But we batter Albion!...........................

WHAT?!!?? 8O

[Villan]

I've been a Holte Ender for nearly 30 years and I don't recognise half of these "Villa" songs. Still some of them are quite old now.

"You're gonna get your f-g head kicked in" was a 70's classic :)

[r1ncewind]

the people in liverpool are renowned for their artistic and poignant words.
heres some gems straight from the school of shakespeare. :lol:

"Nicky Barmby shags his ma,
shags his ma up the shitter."


"Oh Manchester,
oh Manchester,
is full of shit,
is full of shit,
it's full of shit, shit and more shit,
oh Manchester is full of shit."

"Steven Gerrard's illegitimate
He ain't got no birth certificate
He's got aids and he can't get rid of it
Dirty rednose bastard"

"Thank you very much for Duncan Ferguson
Thank you very much
Thank you very very very much
Thank you very much for Duncan Ferguson
Thank you very very very very very very very very very much !!!"

and my favourite which i bet they dont sing in the terraces anymore....
"We love you Rooney
Because your blue and white
We love you bacause you hate the shite
We love you Rooney You're Everton through and through." :lol: :lol:

great stuff.

[pup]

still one of my faves is about niall quinn when he played for city

Niall Quinn's disco pants are the best,
they go up from his arse to his chest.
Better than adam and the ants,
oh Niall Quinn's disco pants

not a clue where that song came from or why, but its a classic

[willofgod]

Well not being a footie fan I cant really comment. But not wanting to let the chance to post get passed me I decided to look at the Derby one's since thats where I was born. Most of those were about Nottingham so I looked at those next... And I couldn't help but wonder if this one was written in Scortland:

My old man, said be a Derby fan,
I said "Fuck off, Bastard, you're a cunt"

[LeecH]

my fav isn't on there
from back in the days when peter reid was in charge of sunderland


(to the tune of The Monkees' "Daydream believer")
Cheer up Peter Reid,
Oh what can it mean to a
sad mackem bastard and a
shite football team

[Ech0]

My fave is dead simple it's Fuck Off City, Fuck Off City, repeat ad nauseum.

Another good one was after Peter Barnes* had stuttered his way through his speech when accepting the "young" player of the year award (yes it was some time ago!). At the next derby match the Stretford End sang "Peter, Peter give us a speech" and after a few moments the chant of "I'd like to errr, I'd like to errr" went up.

Oh how I laughed :P

*Peter Barnes later played for United and he was shit. He used to dribble himself in circles so much so that he ultimately used to tackle himself!

Incidently Willo Derby et al nicked "My old man, said be a Derby fan, I said "Fuck off, Bastard, you're a cunt" off United the original version was "be a City fan".