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Benny
30-03-2005, 06:08 PM
OK, as some of you know i have a website for slagging off our local council, the local paper has refused to advertise it stating "due to the content of your forum we cannot take your advert" so in order to drum up some members i decided to have some flyers printed off and take them to a school in Romiley that is threatened with closure and hand them out to the parents picking up their kiddy winkies from school.

So yesterday armed with 150 leaflets off i trundled the 10 miles or so in the shitty traffic to the school, i got there at 1510hrs leaving plenty of time for the mummies and daddies to arrive, anyway i had a quick walk to the entrance, looked at all the protest banners on the school railings and thought this will be cool.

Anyway while stood there at the gates i thought these chuffin kids are well behaved in this school i cant hear fuck all, and the time dragged on with no parent's showing up, then it struck me, probably the reason we'd had so much vandalism at work over the weekend and why i'd noticed kids in the streets while driving up there, its fucking Easter isn't it, and the little bastards aint at school, what a prick :) so off i trundled home with me 150 leaflets, and i got stuck in a horror of a jam caused by temporary lights on Reddish road ffs.

So next Monday i'll have another try, hopefully the little fuckers will be back in school by then.

pup
30-03-2005, 07:14 PM
i knew what was coming by the second paragraph hehe

r1ncewind
30-03-2005, 07:19 PM
first word done it for me. :lol:

Falkwing
30-03-2005, 10:33 PM
Benny you are priceless.

If it helps at all, I loaded up my estate to the brim with a load of rotting fencing I wanted to dump at the local recycling plant - drove the three or four miles to it today to find it had closed 5 minutes before I arrived.

My car is standing outside with it's smelly load percolating though my loverly motor.

russellg81
30-03-2005, 10:46 PM
lol benny

Rogue_Trooper
31-03-2005, 12:45 PM
please, please, please ......Don't ever change Benny.You should be on stage mate :lol: :lol:

BuLLiTT
31-03-2005, 03:02 PM
8) Benny you are 1 - not in a million but one...uno. There is absolutely NO ONE like you mate :wink: and i mean that most sincerely folks. :roll: